Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it wasn't lemon gatorade
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
