there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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