it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
