I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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