So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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