Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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