I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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