***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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