Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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