He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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