is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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