So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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