all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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