Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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