I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Boobs speak an international language.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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