Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I will be naked everywhere
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You've changed since you got that strap on
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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