This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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