What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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