How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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