why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Randomize
