I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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