So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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