Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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