okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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