I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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