Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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