Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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