bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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