I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So much rum. So many feels.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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