We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Vodka?
Forever.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm both gender and math confused
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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