Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I wear drunk well.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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