My brain says no but my pants say off.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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