I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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