We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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