just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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