apparently the secret to your success is patron
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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