Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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