She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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