try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
