I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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