He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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