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• (703): View more from Virginia

  At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.

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  Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.

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  The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.

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• (916): View more from California

  All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.

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