Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.