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• (323): View more from California

  Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!

  (206): View more from Washington

  Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Everybody was literally kung fu fighting

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• (917): View more from New York City

  So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat

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• (650): View more from California

  I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.

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• (949): View more from California

  And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....

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• (619): View more from California

  Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.

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