What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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