If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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