Im at strip club and am horny
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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