Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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