I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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