god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
i think im in europe. pls send help
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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