its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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