How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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