and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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