Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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