R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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