Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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