I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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