I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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