Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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