Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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