She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I puked a lego.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She announced her abortion via fbk
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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